morningsuns:

morningsuns:

Whats the most depressing song you can think of

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witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

nestingmotherhenkanaya: action mother fucker 

Opening Credits: We Should Not Do Bad Things
Getting Up: Kinda Fuzzy
First Day Of School: Cameo Lover
Falling In Love: ElecTrollCopSwing
Fight: Sleepy Head
Break Up Song: Empire Ants
Normal Day: Warrant
Get Back Together: OH NO WHY DO I HAVE THIS SONG
Wedding: Donut Hole
Birth Of Child(ren): Love
Final Fight Scene: Flyswatter
Death Scene: My Friend Was Good At Drawing
Funeral: PixelDust
Ending Credits: Parity

sounds like the best movie

    baby:m-m-ma-
    mother:are you trying to say mama? someone get the camera!
    baby:mama
    mother:oh thank go---
    baby:aaAAA JUST KILLED A MAN, PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD