phantom:hey
    phantom:i just met you
    phantom:and this is crazy
    phantom:but i've been stalking you for years because since the moment i first heard you sing i have needed you with me to serve me to sing for my music so i gave you an excellent vocal training through the walls under the guise of the angel of music and/or your dead father and now that you've become a success overnight i'm really hoping you'll come and live underground with me and we can just fuck and sing all the time because you alone can make my song take flight
    phantom:so call me maybe
Anonymous: aradave <3? 

gardengnawstic:

tbh I know barely anything about this ship!! I hope this is ok and not a huge let down! 

"Yo, check out what I just undigged. It looks sicker than a person with the flu on top of AIDS," Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you just uncovered some sweet loot. You’d been working in this nasty ass wasteland with your cute, grey-skinned girlfriend for months with little luck, and you’re pretty sure you just pulled in the money. Aradia comes up behind you. She’s decked in shorts and a tank top trying to avoid getting heat stroke from being in this massive desert. Sunlight doesn’t make her as nervous as it used to.

                “Great job, sir Strider! Super human knight-worthy work!” 

natsubuta:

callieforniagirls:

callieforniagirls:

my favorite jake headcanon is that everyone assumed that he was all big and masculine because he’s mister action adventure movie but when they all finally meet he’s this five foot munchkin who weighs 100 pounds soaking wet

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HE’S BARELY TALLER THAN JANE

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LOOK HOW WIDE DIRK’S SHOULDERS ARE COMPARED TO JAKE’S

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HE’S SO WIDDLE

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ROXY’S BIGGER THAN HIM JAKE IS A TINY BOY

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ITTY BITTY BABY

Yes I like this.

sesquipedaliophobiac: red/pale davejade ENTERTAIN ME WHILE IM ON POST LIMIT 

gardengnawstic:

It’s over 100 words by 5! damn!

"Oh, c’mon, Dave, where else would it go if we don’t take it?" Jade Harley pleaded, holding the pathetic, shivering rabbit to her chest. She REALLY wanted this bunny. Dave hadn’t let them have pets before now, and, well, she was desperate!

                Dave Strider eyes the scraggly thing in her  arms. It sort of reminded him of himself, and how lucky he was to have her. Maybe that’s why he let her keep it.

                Whatever it was; the bunny now made noises at night that Jade somehow slept through, and, Dave on the other hand…

                He developed a habit of falling asleep in Art History.

turntechdogehead: EGH EW OH GOD PAN STINKS SO MUZCH IT'S LIKE FUCKing EGGS GHoT WIEPED ON SOMEONBE'S BUTTHOEL ITR'S SO GROSS lIkE tHE EGGS HADN'T BATHED IN D A Y S iT S SO NATY EW GROSS IT'LL LIKE WIPE OUT ALL OF YOUR NOSEHAIRS DON'T GO NEXT TO PAN SHE IS SO GRUNGY AND GROSS PAN PLEASE TAKE A SHOWER YOU SMELL LIWEkE DONKEY ASS HAIRS THANKS GROSGORGOGOR 

i wanna RP Dave or Caliborn someone RP with me or give me some ideas

grellholmes:

bangarangn1tram:

I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAT WAS FANTASTIC