suchanadorer:

hurryupmerlin:

purdaldoo:

THIS SONG IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE PRETTY NO

Okay srsly, WHAT SONG IS THAT

Caramelldansen apparently.

(Source: youtu.be)

gardengnawstic:

This is basically just a humanstuck, sburbless AU where all the kids and trolls live in relatively the same neighborhood. Please describe headcanons and background in your starter! Paragraph style, no doubles, no OCS, please. Make sure to put in how old your character is before the handle. Be kind to one another. Don’t force shipping, ask first. Keep your OOC in the OOC:
http://unsupported.msparp.com/chat/expanddongs

gardengnawstic:

This is basically just a humanstuck, sburbless AU where all the kids and trolls live in relatively the same neighborhood. Please describe headcanons and background in your starter! Paragraph style, no doubles, no OCS, please. Make sure to put in how old your character is before the handle. Be kind to one another. Don’t force shipping, ask first. Keep your OOC in the OOC:
http://unsupported.msparp.com/chat/expanddongs

vinegod:

Summary of “The Fault in Our Stars” by Gio Volpe

a-studyinsonic:

the-festive-edson:

Hey there frends-

I know a lot of you out there are struggling to acquire binders, and while you’re waiting to get one you might need an alternative. Ace bandages can be pretty hazardous to your health, so I thought I’d share my binding method with you. It came about out of necessity (I’m not in a position where I can buy myself a commercial binder,) but it’s comfortable and works great. I use it everyday and pass so well, at this point I’m not even looking into commercial binders anymore. 

Hope this helps some of you. 

passing it on

(Source: tomstoast)

gooberjammin:

my dad walked in on me drawing this and he just said “ok”

gardengnawstic whispered: davejade #15 :)

hi babe 8^)
15. meeting in the E.R/A&E au

Dave tried to take his seat carefully, but the yaoi-esque man beside him decided it’d be exemplary to ploof down as roughly as he can into the crappy plastic chair, slapping the younger on the back.

"Well, junior. This ain’t your first time at the rodeo."

It wasn’t; Bro had broken Dave’s hand on accident a number of times, and it was a wonder how well his hand has held up through all the years of basically snapping left and right like a fucking snapping turtle waving its head around like a sea anemone. Strifing on the roof  was something his doctor had prescribed to quit with, but of course they were relentless. They aren’t going to listen to some College diploma shithead.
But Dave still yelped a bit at the large, calloused hand thwopping at his back. He’d caused Dave to hit his injured hand a little.
Dave sat in the waiting room, full of coughing toddlers and exhausted adults coddling their PDAs to get the slightest bit of work done.

Bro Strider stretched out in the tiny aisle, legs all the way out in front of him and his arms supporting his head as he laid back leisurely.

"Alright, The Small One. Care to help me scope out some hot ass babes here??"  Dave shook his head to him, holding his dislocated hand close to his chest to prevent further injury.

"I didn’t even think you liked girls."

"I might not be sexually attracted to a women, but holy hell am I romantically attracted."

Dave furrowed his eyebrows hidden behind the pointy tips of the shades Bro had provided him, making them visible. His eyebrows are so large. He asked what the hell that meant.

"Well," Bro looked at him, very matter-of-factly. He knew what he was talking about. "I’m not sure I would stick my joystick straight into a socket of that type of gaming station, but damn. I sure can A-PUH-RE-CI-ATE," Bro always said it like that, loud and clear with a thick, breathy Texan drawl, "the kickin’ figure of a woman." He was making some slightly obscene hand gestures as he spoke, and they were receiving some slightly concerned looks from the visitors about the room.

Dave’s attention was jerked away from that as the entrance flew open again. His head turned slowly to the door. Standing there, searching the seats for a couple of empty ones, was a seriously tanned girl, probably about Dave’s age: eleven. Wow, her eyes are insanely bright, even behind her circular glasses, which seemed a little dorky, but Dave honestly thought they were… cute. This girl is kind of adorable, especially with her clumsy-looking buck teeth protruding from her upper lip. Her eyelashes seemed to flow gracefully as she blinked a couple times before following an extravagantly large elderly man through the aisles.
Bro’s eyes obviously caught to the old guy, so he let out a quiet whistle.
Man, this guy looks like… ninety. Can Bro please contain himself, to preserve Dave’s dignity?
As the small, evidently dark-haired girl moved about the aisles, Dave caught a sight of the possible reason that she is here; she held a cloth, one that looked like a common kitchen towel, wrapped around her hand and up to her elbow. Her, let’s say, grandfather was guiding her cautiously.
To Dave’s indirect luck, the two of them took their seats just one/two families down from Dave and his Bro. He took that opportunity to lean forward a little, taking in her full physicality as much as he could. He’d almost cracked a tiny smile before her eyes caught him. The stranger gave him a full, toothy grin, and a teeny wave of her uncovered hand to him. Dave reciprocated only the wave, but it was still entirely enthusiastic.

Bro moved his body up a little to block Dave’s view, but Strider Jr. just bent forward even more, still in visual of the young girl. She giggled.
Gosh, that was cute. Dave’s lips shrank into his mouth and he bit them a little. He didn’t want to smile.
The girl’s supposed grandfather got her attention, grumbling something to her about her posture, but Dave spoke up over him, earning a moderately indignant look from the old man.

"Yo. What’re you in for??” His voice was a bit quiet; she almost didn’t hear him. She shook her grandpa’s voice out of her ear.

"Chemical spill!" Noname held up her wrapped arm, grinning again to him a bit more sheepishly.

"That’s a bit vague. Was it like… potassium?? Or some other jive?" Dave didn’t know these things.

"Nooo, silly!! It was Sulfur! I think I’m allergic to it…" Her whisper was a huffy, excited one. And it was great.

"Sick…" Dave nodded to her.

"Sick??? You’re sick?? I’m sorry!!"

"No-" Dave was immediately cut off by a nurse opening the door and looking at a sheet in her hand briefly.

"Jadeyn Harley?" The nurse sounded 100% +1 done.

The girl quickly bounced up, her long dark hair and linen skirt flipping around a little as she turned to try to help up her guardian. The man waved his hand at her to tell her he was fine, then got himself up. “Jadeyn” waved exuberantly to Dave as she followed the elder to the nurse. Dave watched her go, almost pouting a little.

Before she could reach the door, Dave looked back down to the ground to avert any gazing with her.
He kind of liked her. He liked the way her copious floofs of hair fell way past her shoulders. He liked the way her feet didn’t really touch the ground in her seat, because neither did his. Dave liked the way she wasn’t afraid to talk to people she didn’t know. He liked the way she was so vivacious and jovial.
He liked her, even though he only knew her name was Jadeyn Harley, and she liked chemistry, maybe. Is it chemistry??

Bro smacked Dave’s back again, earning a wheeze and cough from his tiny copy.

“‘Think you’ve found yourself a zesty babe, Sodium Bromine.” Dave rolled his eyes.

gardengnawstic:

i bet someones done this before but idc i spent like an hour on it when i shouldve been doing a project

gardengnawstic submitted: 

finaly i can dshow me mum..,. god is real


kuueater:

send this to your ex with no context

(x)

  •  1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
  •   2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
  •   3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
  •   4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
  •   5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
  •   6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
  •   7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
  •   8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
  •   9. Do you like having your balls touched?
  •   10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
  •   11. Do you like having your anus touched?
  •   12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
  •   13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
  •   14. Do you have any kinks?
  •   15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
  •   16. Do you pee in the shower?
  •   17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
  •   18. Have you had sex in the shower?
  •   19. Do you like being naked?
  •   20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
  •   21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
  •   22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
  •   23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
  •   24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
  •   25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  •   26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
  •   27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
  •   28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
  •   29. How many sexual partners have you had?
  •   30. How often do you masturbate?
  •   31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
  •   32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  •   33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
  •   34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
  •   35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
  •   36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
  •   37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
  •   38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
  •   39. Do you ever go commando?
  •   40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
  •   41. How big is your penis?
  •   42. Does your penis curve at all?
  •   43. Which testicle hangs lower?
  •   44. How big are your breasts?
  •   45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
  •   46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
  •   47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
  •   48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
  •   49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
  •   50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
  •   51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
  •   52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
  •   53. Do you like your butt?
  •   54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
  •   55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
  •   56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  •   57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
  •   58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
  •   59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
  •   60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
  •   61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
  •   62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
  •   63. Spit or swallow?
  •   64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
  •   65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
  •   66. Do you "squirt?"
  •   67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
  •   68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
  •   69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  •   70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
  •   71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
  •   72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
  •   73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
  •   74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
  •   75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
  •   76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  •   77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
  •   78. Do you own any sex toys?
  •   79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
  •   80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
  •   81. What are your favorite positions?
  •   82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  •   83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
  •   84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
  •   85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
  •   86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
  •   87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
  •   88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
  •   89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
  •   90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  •   91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
  •   92. Have you have phone sex?
  •   93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
  •   94. What's something you like about your body?
  •   95. What's something you dislike about your body?
  •   96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
  •   97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
  •   98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
  •   99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
  •   100. Do you often imagine people naked?

jerkofficial:

sexist/homophobe/racist: “everybody has the right to their own opinion :) it’s a free country i can say whatever i want :)”

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(Source: twinking)

awesomeheirsofdurin:

thegreatbigfour:

The only couple needed in Brave.

They love each other so much.

(Source: briannathestrange)

windycake:

:»>

(Source: clepixie)

fuzzleyan:

I love video games. I love video games a lot.

I am terrible at video games.